It’s official: Darth Vader has fallen behind on his Imperial Star Destroyer payments. Why couldn’t he just hit up a ACE Check Cashing and get a payday loan?
Let’s step back and see where Darth Vader took a turn for the worse:
1He began life as Anakin Skywalker, a young slave from Tatooine skilled in piloting and strong in the Force. Anakin’s very origins are mysterious. His mother, Shmi, revealed that there was no biological father. Inexplicably, she became pregnant with the Force-prodigy and carried him…
Ahhhh enough. We’ll just say he has always had “daddy issues”
