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Imperial Star Fleet Has Fallen on Hard Times

23 Jul

It’s official: Darth Vader has fallen behind on his Imperial Star Destroyer payments. Why couldn’t he just hit up a ACE Check Cashing and get a payday loan?

Let’s step back and see where Darth Vader took a turn for the worse:

1He began life as Anakin Skywalker, a young slave from Tatooine skilled in piloting and strong in the Force. Anakin’s very origins are mysterious. His mother, Shmi, revealed that there was no biological father. Inexplicably, she became pregnant with the Force-prodigy and carried him…

Ahhhh enough. We’ll just say he has always had “daddy issues”

via Gizmodo via WPIX

1Starwars.com

 

Reports of a Slight Breeze Today

18 Dec

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Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be out doors “airing out the boys”?

No you say?

Well you are probably with about 99% off people. Not sure what this guy is doing. Maybe he is fixing his belt and his pants fell down, maybe his belt got stolen, or maybe, just maybe he’s cracked. (he is in Washington DC, by the way) or maybe he was partying with these fine lads, the  The Funky Bunch Truck Bash.

via – Google Maps

 

Google StreetView Sees Man Passed Out Drunk On Mother’s Lawn – StreetView – Gizmodo

11 Dec

Google StreetView Sees Man Passed Out Drunk On Mother’s Lawn – StreetView – Gizmodo.

 
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